Bring a little holiday humor to your home with our “Ho Ho Holy Shit I Need a Drink” wood sign.
This funny 8x12 farmhouse sign adds holiday personality with the saying “Ho Ho Holy Shit I Need a Drink.” Whether it’s styled on your home bar, beside your holiday drink station, or tucked onto a kitchen shelf, it brings a little laughter to the season.
Crafted on solid wood and finished with:
• 🖤 A festive red background with white lettering
• 🤍 A playful mix of bold lettering and flowing script
Pair it with greenery, rustic accents, and your favorite holiday glassware for a cozy Christmas display.
Details:
• Size: 8x12 inches
• Solid wood construction
• Freestanding—perfect for shelves, counters, and home bars
• Handcrafted locally
A fun gift for a holiday host, a cocktail-loving friend, or anyone whose Christmas spirit could use a refill. 🖤